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2:27
"Let's go."
4:45
'My name is Prem. I was introduced to you in the end.' Hello, Mr. Aasim. - HelIo!
4:51
'This is my famiIy. The people you see on the screen right now.. ' 'The gentleman is my father.'
4:57
'And the lady is my mother.' 'My dad has a terrible habit of.. what was it again.. '
5:03
'Yes, of forgetting things.' 'Come, l will show you the proof.' You are that. - That?
5:09
Welcome to the wedding. - Yes. Come inside and keep that. The gift? - That. No, no, no, that. That.
5:15
PIease have a seat. - Please have a seat. - Thank you. Welcome. Welcome. - HelIo. - HelIo. Wow!
5:24
The steamed potatoes have no steam in them. And there is no saffron in the saffron sweetmeat. ReaIly? What reaIly? I was just tasting them.
5:31
Look, what happened with all the tasting that you've done. 'That's Prem's uncle, Laxman Kapoor.' 'And his wife, Kiran.'
5:39
"I love you. I love you. I love you." What is it? You are dancing with joy.
5:44
Why? - You didn't dance so much at our wedding. l'm celebrating someone else's joy. That was a suicide. - Suicide?
5:51
My joy. Does anyone dancing when he is happy? Not suicide. 'That's Prem's uncle, Bharat Kapoor.'
5:57
'And his wife, Suman.' Look, brothers, if there is that at that then that will happen.
6:03
What that and that will happen? lf there is lack of anything at the wedding.. .. then we will get defamed. - Okay. Okay.
6:09
Don't worry, brother.. - Everything will be fine. - Sure? 'These three brothers love each other a lot.. '
6:14
'.. like Ram, Laxman and Bharat.' 'And co-incidentally their names are.. ' '.. Ram, Laxman, Bharat.'
6:22
By the way, where is my that? That? Liquor bottle? - No, brother. Not during the day. lt wilI ruin the wedding. - No, it is taIler than a bottle.
6:28
That.. That.. - The bride. She is inside. - Not the bride. That.. That.. A child. - How can there be a chiId when he is not married?
6:34
My child. My child. - His child. Prem. Prem. Say that. Where is that idiot? - No, brother. Don't call him an idiot.
6:40
This wedding is taking pIace because of him. - Yes. Khushi would have never agreed.. .. if he wouldn't have reasoned it out with her. - Right. 'Khaman DhokIa'. - 'Khaman Dhokla'.. - Brother..
6:46
Gaurav had gone inside to meet Khushi for two minutes. Half an hour has passed by. Go and check what's happening. The auspicious hour is passing by. - Really?
6:52
'lt is their friend and neighbour Mr. Pathak's daughter's wedding.. ' '.. whose name co-incidentally is Khushi.'
7:00
Khushi. Khushi, my chiId. Where are you?
7:08
Son-in-Iaw. Son-in-Iaw.. what happened? Who did alI this? Where is Khushi?
7:13
She ran away. - She ran away? She ran away with her lover. - Lover? Who is her lover? Your neighbour, the Kapoors..
7:20
Their pampered, spoilt, rascal, scoundreI son. Prem.
7:58
"Girls are the most intoxicating thing in the world." "Everyone I see here is surrounded by beauty."
8:06
"Everyone is philandering in name of love." "If l do so I am of a loose character."
8:19
"Boys are the most intoxicating thing in the world." "Everyone you see is surrounded by beauty."
8:28
"Everyone is philandering in name of love."
8:33
"If l do so I am of a loose character."
8:49
"It's a simple formuIa." "The fundamental of love is holIow." "If the thirst is satisfied.. "
8:55
".. my heart stays cool." "Why do people make false promises by hoIding someone's hands?"
9:02
"Only a fool can say 'love you forever'." "One just needs to drink it."
9:08
"The nectar of youth is intoxicating." "What difference does it make.. " ".. whether you are hoIding Munni or SheiIa in your arms?"
9:15
"Everyone is philandering in name of love."
9:20
"If l do so I am of a loose character."
9:49
"This discussing is popular on Facebook." "The fun lies in the first look." "Who looks at a beautiful face again and again?"
9:58
"In the frame of the heart.. " ".. why should there be the same picture." "You should change it every day like the calendar."
10:06
"The thinner the waist the more fun it is." "It's all good for me."
10:12
lt doesn't matter if the colour of the eyes is black or blue." "Everyone is philandering in name of love."
10:20
"If l do so I am of a loose character."
10:28
"Girls are the most intoxicating thing in the world." "Everyone you see is surrounded by beauty."
10:36
"Everyone is philandering in name of love."
10:41
"If l do so I am of a loose character."
11:14
Documents? - Ready. Witness? Ready, sir. The bride? - Ready.
11:21
The groom? - He's ready as weIl. Then sign here. - Okay.
11:35
Thank you. Take this. Here you go.
11:41
Exchange the garlands.
11:47
You are now husband and wife. Click a photograph. Just a second. Click it. Click it.
11:53
Congratulations. Thank you. l was not in town. lf you wouldn't have helped her run away..
11:58
.. her father would have got her married to someone else. Yes. And I would have become someone else's wife. Not a chance.
12:05
Here's my card. You are a registrar here. We know. No, no, no. This is my other card. l'm also a divorce Iawyer.
12:13
l've dissolved more marriages than I've performed. And Iooking at the two of you I feel..
12:19
.. that you will definitely need me in future. l know Iove is blind.
12:26
But marriage makes everyone see things clearly. Do you see things cIearly? l'm still blind.
12:32
l've already married thrice. l'm waiting to get married for the fourth time. What kind of a man is he? - Thank you.
12:37
Let's go. Let's go. We don't want your card. Sir. Sir, at least take the card. Sir..
12:47
Who is he? - He was getting married to her. Look, brother, she was being forcefulIy to marry you.
12:53
And that's why.. - Forget it. l was being forced to marry her. What? - l had come to telI Khushi that I love Kiran.
13:01
But l didn't get a chance to talk. l was hit with a stick on my head and I fell unconscious. l won't spare you. - Brother, no..
13:07
Stop it, Gaurav. Stop it. We should thank them. - Yes. We wouIdn't be together if he wouldn't have helped Khushi eIope.
13:15
Say thanks. Kiran. - Hi. How are you?
13:23
Hi. - Nice to meet you. Hurry up, the two of you. Come here and get married.
13:30
l have to go and get someone divorced. Let's go.
13:35
lt's time for our flight as well. We'll make a move. Thank you so much. - See you. Take care.
13:42
Brother Prem. - What? Brother Prem, everyone inside.. Pathak shitting petrol.
13:49
Shitting? - Seating sofa. Oh, seating. - Yes. Okay. You parking bike. l'm seeing how much shitting.
14:02
He is here. He is here. He is here. l'Il set myself on fire. l'Il kiIl myself.
14:08
This drama has been going on since last night. Neither is he sleeping nor is he letting us sleep. Whenever he dries a little he wets himself again with petrol.
14:14
Mr. Pathak, if you wish to set yourseIf on fire.. .. pIease do so outside, in the garden. Why are you burning our house with you? - Quiet.
14:19
Yes, exactly. You heard that? You heard that? After ruining my family he is talking about his house.
14:25
Daddy, why don't you dive and snatch it? Shut up. You have done that. - A wrong thing. A wrong thing. Yes. - Stay away. Stay away. Stay away.
14:30
l'Il set myself on fire. Brother.. - Stay away. Stay away. Stay away.
14:35
Brother, Khushi is not just your daughter but his friend as weIl. Yes. - Yes. l'm sure she must have seen something special in Raju.
14:42
l'm sure the day you see them happy, you wiIl forgive them. That day wiIl never come in my life.
14:49
And there are hardly any days left in my life. Perhaps not even one. Yes. He is right.
14:54
He is right, right? Then keep this aside. l'Il commit suicide. - You.. l'Il commit suicide. - Who are you threatening?
15:00
l'Il help you. Does anyone have a Iighter? No, l don't have it.
15:05
This lighter.. - You started smoking? - You started smoking? Shame on you. - Brother, l didn't..
15:10
Don't change the topic. What were you saying? l'Il help you deep fry. What are you doing?
15:16
Prem? - What is this? What are you doing? What are you doing, Prem? Prem? Prem? - Will Mr. Pathak's death affect anyone of you?
15:22
No. - No. - WilI the world end? What.. What.. What.. l will burn him down. Okay.
15:31
l won't spare you. l won't spare you. - Prem. Prem. You'Il ruin everything. - Prem.
15:38
Something has to be done about this boy. Hello, Guru. Hello. - Come. Come, Ram.
15:44
Have a seat. Have a seat. Look, Ram.. - Yes? Prem has done a good deed by uniting two lovers.
15:52
Guru, he ended brother and Mr. Pathak's age old friendship. Yes. - Prem that's the talks of his marriage even before it starts.
15:59
What is it caIled? - Ends. - He ends it. Last month Guru sent a dog to your place, right? Yes. She is very nice. - Yes.
16:04
She keeps everyone happy. - Yes. He sent two maids for household chores. Naina and Sunaina. They are very nice girls.
16:10
But cannot get Prem married to them. - Right. Right. Similarly, Guru has found a bride for Prem.
16:17
Ram, listen to me. You know the Malhotras from America.. Yes. - Their daughter is perfect for Prem.
16:24
Yes. She is a Bandit Queen. A Bandit Queen? - A Bandit Queen?
16:29
Phoolan. - Only her behavior. She is very good at heart. Her name is Pooja. - Wonderful!
16:36
She is the onIy girl who can change Prem. Guru, then why are you doing that in this?
16:41
Why are you delaying this? - Why the delay? She is coming to Bangkok tomorrow for her friend's wedding.
16:46
lt wilI be great if Prem likes her. Whether Prem Iikes her or not..
16:52
.. only Pooja wilI come to our house as that. What? - A bride. - A bride. A bride. - Yes.
17:22
Hello. - Karan, I've been trying alI six numbers of yours since so long. TelI me what happened to the wedding. l ran away from the wedding.
17:28
But my passport is with them. What? It'Il take at least 10-15 days to make a new passport.
17:34
But what wilI l do in the meanwhile? They will find me.
17:41
l'Il call you Iater. - HelIo! Hello!
17:47
Hi, Pooja. Do you need a ride? No, thank you. Prem and his uncle are coming to fetch me. Prem, Pooja is coming at Terminal 3..
17:55
.. why are we standing at TerminaI 7? That's the game plan. - Why are you throwing it? How wiIl Pooja recognize us?
18:01
That's what I want. She shouldn't recognize us. Why What are you doing? What is this..
18:07
This.. is a proof for my father that we went to the airport.. .. but Pooja MaIhotra didn't come here.
18:13
So we came here.. - Uncle, telI me one thing. Neither you nor l have ever seen her.
18:18
Nor has anyone in the family has seen her. Guru has sent an imported Pooja Malhotra from America..
18:24
.. so that she marries me and changes me? - Correct. Uncle, l need a very impish, roguish and talented wife.
18:32
lmpish, roguish and taIented? But nowadays it's so difficuIt to find.. .. an impish, roguish and talented wife.
18:37
AlI of them are married. l am there. But what wilI tell our Guru?
18:42
Let the Guru's mother go to heIl. Does he have a sister? - Yes. Then we shalI send both of them. - Okay.
18:49
Both mother and sister wilI go to hell. Prem. Who calIed me Prem so hatefully?
18:55
What did you think? I wiIl wait for you at Terminal 3? And you will click a photograph here.. ,, and fool father? - Pooja.
19:02
How did you recognize us? Not you, him. Daddy had given his description when l was leaving America.
19:08
l scanned the entire airport. He was the only rogue with an innocent face. Wow. Wow. Wow. What an image you have, Prem.
19:15
l'm proud of you. Why are you in a wedding dress? What did you think? I'll come from America in a two-piece bikini?
19:21
lt would've been better. - Just shut up. Come on!
19:26
Let's go.
19:32
Excuse me. Don't take advantage of the situation. And don't you dare touch me.
19:39
Let's go. Wow. Impish, roguish and talented.
19:46
l should have asked for something eIse, uncle. What better could have you asked for? Think about it. A young and old imp at home.
19:53
And they will bet on who is more impish. Your aunt and she wiIl get aIong welI.
19:59
Truly. I'lI bet on your girI.
20:05
They are here. Pooja is here. Pooja is here.
20:11
Brother, is she Pooja? Or has he brought some other girl from her wedding?
20:16
You alI must be surprised, right? Seeing me dressed as a bride. You see, a girl Iooks her best in a wedding dress.
20:25
So, I told myseIf, "Pooja, don't take a chance." "If you want to impress everyone.." ".. then go dressed as a bride. - Very impressed."
20:32
lmpish. Okay, teIl me, how did you Iike our Prem?
20:38
Yes. How did you like you? l liked all of you a lot.
20:43
Very talented. And if all of you support me then.. .. we will change him for good as well.
20:49
Talented also. - Okay. Then all of us are with you. Come in. Come in. Come in. - Come in, dear.
20:55
She wilI change him for good. She didn't bring any bags with her. What was the need to bring any luggage?
21:00
l'm not staying in a hoteI. l'm staying with my in-laws. There is anything lacking in here? Yes, only that like you was Iacking. That..
21:07
What? - What do you call a son's that? Daughter-in-law. - We were only lacking a daughter-in-law..
21:12
.. and now your presence has changed that as welI. Your father has become that. - Mad?
21:17
Should l telI your father? You are saying such things about my elder brother? Yes? TelI us, when are you going for the wedding?
21:23
l just ran from a wedding. You ran away from it? But you were going to Phuket for your friend's wedding, right?
21:30
Yes, l was going to. What do you mean, "l was going to?" lf you didn't go there then how did you ran away from it?
21:37
By ran away l mean I got rid of it with great difficulty. Why would l unnecessarily waste my time in Phuket? That's right. Why waste time in Phuket?
21:45
lf I wouId attend my friend's wedding.. .. then how would I make arrangements for my wedding? And I have to fulfil the responsibiIity Guru has given me.
21:52
She wilI marry you. She is wishful-serpent. l will never let her wish come true.
21:59
Sir, Pooja's on the Iine. Pooja? - Pooja? lt's for Pooja. Give it to me.
22:07
Hello. Hi. How are you? l'm standing at the airport since the Iast two hours.. .. and you are asking how are you?
22:12
l'm not okay, understand? My friend. The one who is getting married. She is very angry.
22:18
Anyway, look, I am waiting at the airport, come on. And he didn't come to pick me up. - Didn't get the time.
22:23
l have come here from America and he didn't get the time? lf you don't believe me then talk to Prem's dad.
22:29
l? - Dad, she is calling all of you. TelI her that you all are not free. - Yes. Look, we cannot come. We don't have that.
22:36
TelI her that we don't have a car. - No, we have a car. The thing that moves like this. PenduIum. - We don't have a pendulum.
22:41
Excuse me? - Time. No, we don't have time. Sorry. Heard that? Now do you believe me?
22:47
lf you don't have time then even I am not stupid.. .. to waste my time for you over here. l'm going to attend my friend's wedding.
22:53
And I'll go to Guru's ashram after 8-10 days. lf you finalIy have the time and you wish to meet me..
22:59
.. then you can come there. Understand? Okay. That's a great idea. Bye.
23:04
Come, Pooja, I'lI take you to the guestroom. Aunt, am I a guest that l'Il stay in the guest room?
23:09
l'Il stay in Prem's room. ln Prem's room? - Before this? Before marriage?
23:15
Until we get married, Prem wiIl stay in the guestroom. Yes. Don't worry about him. He can also sleep on a table.
23:22
Look, he is sleeping. Ma'am, if you want to stay then stay in the guestroom.. .. otherwise, l'Il make you disappear in such a way..
23:27
.. that even Google.com won't be able to find you. Prem. - Daddy, my room.. Uncle, cooI down.
23:33
Now l am here. I'Il handle it.
23:39
Now look here, my future husband. For now, l have just snatched your room. After that l'll snatch your sleep and peace of mind as well.
23:48
l'Il make you empty. Empty. You.. - No abusing. Come, aunt. Show me my room.
23:55
Go. Go. Show it to her. - I'll be right back. Brother, she wilI set him straight.
24:02
lsn't she very deIicate? - She is a Iizard. A lizard.
24:18
l don't know where that girI is. l'm teIling the truth.
24:25
You lost her. My men couldn't find her. Where did she go?
24:34
She doesn't know anyone in the city. And no one knows her. Where can she go? Where can she go? Where? Where?
24:41
Hit him.
24:47
l want her at any cost before Suraj Chaudhary to her.
25:09
Someone stop me. She is one piece from head to toe.
25:15
How do l cut her into pieces? Prem, control your mind.
25:22
l'Il control my mind but.. This girl with a face that looks a mix of banana and mango..
25:31
lf you scream this Rampuri dagger wiIl take to straight to Lord Rama.
25:38
You are taking advantage of the situation. Situation? Advantage? Again? She wilI yak and force someone..
25:43
.. to think about it even if he isn't in the mood. But what wilI you gain by kiIling me?
25:48
The CEO of fools, I won't benefit from it, you wilI. l'Il doubIe your value. - What?
25:56
How much is a live chicken worth? - Rs.100. And how much is a Tandoori chicken worth? - 200.
26:03
So doesn't that double the value after death? You will snatch my peace of mind?
26:09
You will snatch my room? lf you don't leave by tomorrow morning.. .. then l swear by Baba Rampuri..
26:16
.. l will kill you. What happened? - What happened, dear?
26:27
What happened? - What happened? What happened?
26:33
She must have had a nightmare. She must have screamed. A Iot can happen in a nightmare. Like..
26:39
Yes, a sneeze. l was dreaming? - Look, she is agreeing.
26:44
Come on, go back to sIeep. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - She was dreaming. Let us know if you need anything. - Let's go. Okay, goodnight. - Goodnight.
26:59
Never underestimate three things in life. Shucks..
27:04
Me, me and me. Now you only bIoody decide whether..
27:11
.. you have to come to this house in a palanquin.. .. or you want to leave this house.. as a dead person.
27:33
"Oh, Lord of the whole universe." "Mighty Lord of the whole universe."
27:44
"All Thy devotees' agonies.. " "All Thy devotees' sorrows.. "
27:52
"Instantly Thou banish." "Oh, Lord of the whole universe."
28:04
Great. l feel I am going to have a great day in office. After alI my day began with such a nice prayer.
28:12
You have been named aptIy. We are feeling as if we are in Hardiwar. - Yes.
28:19
We have got such a nice daughter-in-law. Dear, you are so cultured and you have such good vaIues..
28:25
.. in spite of Iiving in America. Bush taught Obama and Obama taught her.
28:30
So who is her mother is in America? Obama? Listen..
28:36
To ceIebrate Pooja arrivaI we wiIl distribute that in the office. That.. - Tennis ball? No, not that. - Paperweight.
28:41
'Ladoo' (Indian sweet). Right, brother? Yes. 'Ladoos'. We wiIl distribute 'Ladoo'. We wiIl distribute 'Ladoos'. Yes, they are round as weIl. The worId is aIso round. ShouId we distribute that? - No, no, no.
28:49
What kind of people there are in the world, uncle. Of different types. They neither pray in the morning nor go to work.
28:55
Yes. - True, dear. There are such people as well. What times have come! There's a demon staying in a God's house.
29:01
l'Il have to use my demonic mind.
29:13
Uncle. - What happened? What happened? What happened? - Nothing. It's a smalI injury.
29:20
Should l seek revenge? Here you go. Mother Earth. Bad mummy. Bad mummy, Mother Earth. - Sorry, uncle.
29:26
He was trying to make me fall but you fell instead. But why was he trying to make you fall? Anger. I said a few true things and he got angry.
29:31
He got irritated. Why get irritated with it? She is telling the truth. He is always either on his bike or his skates.
29:38
Otherwise he keeps building his body in the spare time. Why are you ruining my healthy body? Everyone is saying something or the other.. .. don't you have to say something?
29:44
God sent him here to increase the burden on earth. You are telling the truth for the first time.
29:50
We have been given a Iife.. .. only so that he can disgrace us. Absolutely right. - He is a big disgrace.
29:57
You have a great sense of honour, uncle. Even a Satan wilI look like a God in front of him. Great. - Wonderful.
30:03
He is.. - I think I'll have to tell aunt about your affair, uncle. l'm not saying it from my heart. Don't take it to your heart.
30:09
My hand broke. - Be careful. Be careful. Be careful. Take me to a hospitaI. - We'll have to do something about her. She's digging a grave for you.
30:16
What happened? - I cannot move it. l'Il handIe her. Because uncle, once she is gone, life is fun.
30:27
Great, Pooja. Great. - Enough. lt is delicious. - Fantastic. - She cooks so weIl. - Yes. Outstanding. Outstanding. Yes. - And she sings so well. - Yes.
30:34
And she is aIso changing our spoilt brat for good. - Yes. Look, he is here.
30:40
Son, your name is Prem (love) and not 'Hatred'. Right? - Really? Hey, listen. Hello. - Sit. Madam, go. Go to the airport. Come on.
30:47
Why? - Your father has sent a parceI for you. From USA. - Yes, so why are you giving me the news? You should have coIlected it for me.
30:53
He is useless. You sing so well. You cook so weIl.
30:59
What would have happened if you had studied a little as well? The officer there won't give the parceI to me without your signature.
31:06
You onIy wilI have to go there. How wiIl the poor girI go to airport alone? You go with her, Prem. Am l her driver, chauffer or servant?
31:14
Brother. - Prem, you go with her. Daddy, you are very that. - I am very boring.
31:19
But stilI, you wiIl go. Go, dear. Go. Yes, but dad didn't inform me over the phone. Oh, fax. - What?
31:25
He has sent a fax, you dirty mind. Why are you wasting time talking, Prem? The parcel will go back. Come on, leave. Go.
31:31
PIease go, son. - Let's go. Let's go. Be careful. I think he's up to something.
31:38
l have a mobile. l'Il call if anything happens. OnIy if he will let you call.
31:48
'l couId've easily spent 10-12 days in this house..' '..if he wouldn't have been born here.' 'She has made my famiIy crazy about her in two days.'
31:54
'l would be dead if she would stay for 12 days.'
32:01
'He cannot stop taking advantage.' 'We take advantage of those we would gain something from.' 'l am just trying to get rid of her.'
32:14
'Airport is on the left and he is taking a right turn.' 'ls he pIanning to take me to the jungle and..'
32:21
'No, madam. If l do any such thing..' '..then l'Il get stuck with you forever.' 'Then I will have to marry you.'
32:27
'Then why is he taking me to a jungle?' 'WilI he Ieave me amidst wild animals?' 'l would have if I wasn't so concerned about the poor animaIs.'
32:36
'l think l'll have to show her a few Iions.' How can you even think of such a thing?
32:43
What are you doing? Where are the keys? - I threw it. The steering wheeI got Iocked. Why did you throw it?
32:48
Are you a woman or what? l'm a woman. - If you are a woman.. ..then you shouId have kept the keys here, like a woman.
32:54
Keys are not kept there. Keys are kept around the waist. To heIl with your 26" waist.
33:00
l can see a six and a half foot grave there. Move the steering wheel.
33:05
No, steering wheel has faiIed. The steering wheeI has failed. Your mind has failed. But the brakes didn't faiI, right? - No, they didn't.
33:17
Prem. - She's gone. - Prem. Prem.
33:29
Where are you? - I am here. Down here.
33:35
She was hanging me, now God has hanged her. Are you dead or alive? l'm still alive, but l can die anytime.
33:42
Help me. - Okay. Take this. Take my hand. Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Give me your hand.
33:48
Come closer first. No, l am thinking that it's better.. ..if one person dies rather than two. Coward. Dastard. Pansy. Chicken.
33:55
Should l come there to heIp you so that you can help me? Let me ask help for myseIf first. Hurry up. - Help me, God.
34:06
Give me your leg. - You are already hanging. How else should I hang you? l mean give me your Ieg. Leg? Man and woman look good in pair.
34:14
But to touch something with ones' leg is a grave sin.
34:20
You are hanging on the branch with both your hands. How wiIl you save me? Ma'am, each hand of mine has 2 times a gorilla's strength.
34:28
Depending on age and size. By the way, I can save you with one hand. Then Useless, use that hand.
34:33
Hold my waist and puIl me. No, no, no. Not the waist. Then you will say that I took advantage.
34:39
What? - By the way your waist is.. Let my waist go to hell. Hold whatever you want. Do whatever you want.
34:44
But pIease save me. ln that case, come to me, my suitcase.
34:56
Look madam, you are taking advantage of my disadvantage. - What? lf you come any closer, then l swear..
35:02
..I'lI let go of both the hands and embrace you. And both of us will be dead. PIease save me. Let's go. What are you doing?
35:10
Just hanging around. Don't worry.
35:16
You women are amazing. You cannot stick on to anything other than your age.
35:22
Sometimes you say take the advantage.. ..sometimes you say don't take advantage. What nonsense is this? AlI your yakking is making me go crazy.
35:27
lt was the demand of the situation. l wasn't wrong to touch you now. l was wrong to touch you earlier.
35:33
lf this is not wrong then why is that wrong? And if that is wrong then why isn't this wrong? ActualIy, you are wrong.
35:39
lt is wrong to sit here and talk to you. lt's of no use. l'll lie down. Obviously it's of no use. I'm sitting and you are lying down.
35:46
lt would've benefited if either .. .. both of us were sitting or lying down. Look, don't say double meaning things to me.
35:52
This is a Iimit to illiteracy. Where is a double meaning in it? Look, don't turn and sleep like this. l feel something inside.
36:01
By the way, the jean fits well.. ..on your waist.
36:07
My ilI-fate I wish he wasn't a man. And you weren't a woman.
36:24
Sanjana Singh. Pooja has horns.
36:30
Prem! 'Prem. Prem. Prem.' lsn't it a great pIace?
36:35
You call out once and it echoes back a number of times. You have brought me here to hear this? Oh, no. This is nothing.
36:42
Now l'll shout your name and see what name echoes back. Should l?
36:49
Sanjana! 'Sanjana. Sanjana. Sanjana.' Hear it. 'Sanjana. Sanjana. Sanjana.'
36:56
l'm saying Pooja and it is echoing back as Sanjana.
37:01
lsn't it a strange place? Look, the vaIley is so deep.
37:07
Prem. - OnIy echoes come back from here, not people. TelI me the truth. Who are you?
37:14
Otherwise, I'lI let go of you. l'Il telI you the truth. Pull be back first.
37:23
Come on, start your story. You already know my real name.
37:28
Sanjana Singh. ActualIy, l had come from America to get married. But the guy I was going to get married to..
37:34
..turned out to be a famous don's son. l ran away from the wedding but they snatched my passport.
37:39
lt takes at least 10-12 days to make a new passport. l needed a place to hide as weIl.
37:45
Then I saw you at the airport. You had come to pick up Pooja and no one knew Pooja.
37:51
So l thought.. You know the rest. - I know the rest.
37:58
What did you do with the real Pooja? l hope you didn't murder her. No. She has gone to attend her friend's wedding, in Phuket.
38:04
She wilI go to Guru's ashram from there. Guru. Guru. Guru. He is a..
38:09
Let's go.
38:19
Prem. Hey, move aside.
39:21
"My heart broke." "My heart went crazy."
39:34
l think you want me.. ..to give you a lift. You are very handsome and dashing..
39:41
..brother. - Brother? This car won't go anywhere. lt has broken-down. Why? What happened, darling?
39:47
Darling? - The car wiIl run. lt wilI get repaired. l'm a mechanic. lt's my job. Hope in.
39:54
Yes. - But you didn't ask me where you should drop me. l haven't caught you as yet, to drop you.
40:02
First let me introduce myself. l'm Mr. Lehri. l'm sure you know Bhappi Lehri.
40:09
There is no connection between us. Yes, there is a connection. He likes gold and l Iike to sleep.
40:18
Hello. Why are you whistling? You've already won over me. Are you from Pataya?
40:23
Who is he? ls he your boyfriend? No, he is a distant friend. - A distant friend? Just like a distant relative.
40:30
Okay. Then l have no problem.. ..because l am shortsighted. So shall we leave, Mr. Weak?
40:36
Hello. l keep a person like you as my driver. ReaIly? - Yes. - Then give me the keys. Come on.
40:42
The key is in its place. l got a driver. Come on, darling. Come behind. Come on. Come on. Watch your feet.
40:50
You aren't in the mood to come behind? Not a probIem. We'Il talk from here.
40:57
Great. lt's such a young and beautiful weather. When I look at you l remember a romantic phrase.
41:05
TelI me. Mingle in jungle. l, too, remember a phrase when l see you.
41:11
A.K. Hangal in the jungle.
41:18
You know Iiquor and beauty have a deep connection? l'm often intoxicated and the evening passes away.
41:25
There will be a day when the evening will be intoxicated.. ..and you will pass away.
41:31
Hello. I'm not here to get insuIted. Where do you usualIy go to get insulted?
41:37
Where wilI l go? I stay at home. I'm married. You give a lift to a single girl even when you are married? Who doesn't?
41:43
l onIy give, you take it as welI, forcefully. Watch out!
41:55
What is he doing up there? PIucking fruits. He plucked a lot of fruits.
42:07
Oh no! - What have you done? l didn't do it. You did it. Hard work paid off, didn't it?
42:13
You were driving very passionately. Whose car is this? - This is my car. lt's not a car. lt is my wife. I Iove it.
42:20
lf your wife has an affair with someone.. ..then who will work hard on her? Her lover, who else?
42:26
Who wilI enjoy it? - My wife, who else? Who wilI get punished? - Me, who eIse?
42:32
So just imagine. She is your wife. Who was working hard on her? - You.
42:38
Who was enjoying it? - She was. Who wilI get punished?
42:44
Me, who else? Because it was my car. Don't cry, my son. Be strong.
42:49
The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son. Have this fruit. You are a Father?
42:55
Father. Father, l had bad thoughts about her. Father, l'm a sinner.
43:02
l've committed a grave sin, Father. l am a sinner.
43:09
Hey! Stop the car. There's the girl. What have l done! - Prem, let's go. They are his men.
43:15
Come. - Come on. Come on. Fast. Or she'Il escape. - I want to confess.
43:21
Where is that girI? - Which girl? The one who was standing here with you. Your sister. She.. Sister? l think she ran away with brother-in-Iaw.
43:29
Listen, have you seen our boss? Who is your boss? - TaIl, board, huge man.
43:34
Okay, this.. What are you asking? l'm selling these fruits here. The fruits of hard work.
43:40
These fruits are very tasty. Just taste them.
43:47
No. l didn't. My car hit him. Get him. - My car hit him.
44:22
Mr. Chaudhary, your son has gone into coma.. ..because of excess bIood loss. l don't know when he wiIl regain consciousness.
44:28
Quickly resuscitate him, Doctor.. ..otherwise, I will sent you into coma.
44:33
Send me as welI, sir. To my home, sir. Look, sir, it was my car but your son was hit by that boy.
44:41
l don't even now how to drive a car. l swear on him. Let him go. Thank you, sir. Thank you. So sweet. Yes.
44:52
Sir, l am leaving but before leaving.. ..I would like to give you a small warning. Sir, that boy is very smart.
44:59
He is fast, in driving cars and using his brain as well. lf he wiIl come before you he will do such actions that..
45:05
..you will forget to give reactions. Has anyone seen that boy?
45:12
l've only seen him from the left side. And I've onIy seen him from the right side. Sir, what is this left and right. l've seen him from centre.
45:20
Will you be able to recognize him? You are talking about recognizing? ActualIy, l was born when I was smalI.
45:26
My mother was a woman. And the person who murdered my father.. ..underwent plastic surgery thrice.
45:33
Yet I recognized him. Because he used to come to our shop to buy the pIastic. From now onwards, this pIastic will aIways be with us.
45:40
Take him away. - No. This is wrong. Shut up. - This is wrong. Find that boy and Sanjana. Wherever they are hiding find them.
46:01
What? - What kind of chiIdishness is this, Pooja? ls this a way to behave? Does anyone hold and push anyone like this?
46:08
How was that? - What did you do? Like this.. Like this.. What did you do? - What did l do? You held her like this and pushed her like this.
46:16
The push she got had that. The push she got had minimal effect? - Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Take your position. - From there.
46:24
Welcome. Welcome. Come, come, one by one. - Come on. Come on. Talk to your darIing nephew. - Yes.
46:31
From the time they have returned from the jungle.. ..there is a lot of fun happening around. "It is fun. lt is fun. It is fun."
46:39
Excuse me. Just friends. - Play the wedding tune. Just friends. Prem!
46:46
Prem, your method was wrong but your intentions were good.
46:51
Now l have no complaints against you. - Mr. Pathak. No. No. No.
46:59
My Khushi is so happy with Raju that I forgot all my sorrows.
47:04
Great. Great. Great. - That's great. You know I'm going to London. Raju sent the tickets. - Of economic cIass?
47:12
Yes. - Yes. How do you know that? - Because I gave Raju the idea. l told him not to buy first class tickets as you are such a miser..
47:20
..that you wiIl be happy even with economic cIass ticket. What happened? - It got wet. - What? What is this, Daddy? You always say doubIe meaning things.
47:26
There is no double meaning in it. The thing which we talk. With which.. Mobile. Mobile. MobiIe. - Mobile? My purse. - My money.
47:32
My purse. Your underwear. Let's get out of this. Today, l got that and after a long time that happened.
47:40
You got wet and fell in love? No, l caught cold. Today, the Sunday truly feels Iike a Sunday.
47:47
A Sunday wilI always be a Sunday. - Yes. We never go in the swimming pool together even if we want to, right?
47:53
ReaIly. - Thank you, Pooja. - You're weIcome. Welcome. Thank you. l am Ready.
48:00
But there is a No Entry here. Someone stop me. Sir.
48:05
A junior priest has come from Guru's pIace. He is here? - Yes. Make him comfortable.. - Yes. The junior priest is here. l'Il go meet him and welcome him.
48:15
My waIlet.. From the drawer.. That one. Yes. And the walIet..
48:20
Priest, why are you here? l mean what brings you here? l'Il telI that later, but Guru is very angry with you.
48:26
Why? - Why didn't you go to pick up Pooja from the airport? l had gone there.. ..but l got a little late. She left to attend the wedding.
48:32
Yes, she will be going to the ashram directly from the wedding. Be there on time to pick her up. - As you say. Where is everyone else? - They are with Pooja..
48:37
But Pooja is.. - Not this one, the Pooja which was sent last month. We sent a dog Iast month.. - Don't caIl her a dog.
48:42
The family members have named her Pooja. They have named her Pooja? A dog.. - Again you are calling her a dog. Doggie, dog, puppy, pup, Raju, Tommy.
48:48
Nothing. Call her Pooja. Otherwise with a broom.. They are so madIy in love with her that nowadays we eat dog food..
48:53
Dog.. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Pooja's food. Pedigree and White Kennel. So what should l call her? Pooja?
48:59
Don't calI her that if you want to Iose your loincloth.. ..and your honour. Hello, Priest. They are here to serve you.
49:05
Hello. HeIlo. Hello. HeIlo. - HelIo. Hello. Bless you. Bless you.
49:11
Guru had kept a 'Satyanarayan' ritual.. - Very good. He has sent the offering of that.
49:16
Sanjana.. As soon as they call for Pooja you come with the dog.
49:22
TelI me, where is Pooja. She is here. Pooja.
49:33
Now what do l tell you, Priest. We have got very attached to Pooja in such a short span.
49:38
She is so sweet that as soon as she came, Prem.. She won everyone's heart.
49:43
'Oh God, what magic has this dog done in one month?' Our Pooja is as decent as she is beautiful.
49:51
'A decent dog?' 'Have they lost their mind?' She is now our famiIy member.
49:57
Does she bite? What kind of a joke is that? ls she a suckling that she wilI bite?
50:03
She is of marriageable age. lt's a different thing if she starts biting after marriage.
50:11
Whether she bites, scratches or does anything else.. ..we have decided that she'll be the daughter-in-law of our famiIy.
50:17
'They wilI make a dog their daughter-in-law?' 'A dog will be perfect for you, son.'
50:23
'You deserve this.' What are you thinking about? That is happening with Guru's permission.
50:28
'Dandiya', 'Garba' (Gujarati dance forms). No, no, no. That.. That.. That.. Yes. The alliance. - The alliance. The aIliance.
50:33
'l think they have gone absoIutely crazy.' 'They didn't go to pick up the Pooja Guru had sent..' '..from the airport.'
50:39
'They have named their dog Pooja..' '..and they are getting him married to her.' 'l'll aIso go crazy if l stay here any Ionger.'
50:45
l'Il make a move. Have Iunch before you leave. - Yes. Pooja's favourite dishes have been made today.
50:52
'Oh, God. They are feeding dog food to a priest?' Look, I.. You can have it. l'm fasting today.
50:59
l'Il make a move. - Bye. - Okay, Priest. - Okay, Priest. Who is this girl?
51:08
You don't recognize her? You are strange. She is our maid. You had brought her here from the ashram.
51:18
'Look at that. These lunatics think l am crazy.' 'l hope l realIy don't go crazy.'
51:25
Excuse me. I'll make a move. Okay. - Okay.
51:41
"Baby, l can see the sun rising in your eyes."
51:47
"Baby, every time l think of you, you make me smiIe."
51:52
"Baby, l'Il be your every dream and you should know.."
51:57
"Baby, l'Il never ever want to Iet you go."
52:03
"Love is the dawn of the slumber of life."
52:09
"Love is a very beautiful punishment." "I have faIlen in love."
52:16
"My prayers have been answered." "Love is the dawn of the slumber of life."
52:25
"Love is a very beautiful punishment." "I have faIlen in love."
52:32
"My prayers have been answered." "Come, let's go somewhere."
52:37
"Let's fly and go somewhere." "Love is our sky."
52:43
"It is as open as our desires." "An untouched feeIing touched me."
52:50
"Like there is intoxication in the sky."
52:56
"I'm in love." "I have faIlen in love." "My prayers have been answered."
53:04
"I have faIlen in love." "My prayers have been answered."
53:20
"My path telIs this to me." "Why don't you stray a little?"
53:26
"Now this journey is unique."
53:31
"Please ask my destination.." "..to look out for my path from the shore."
53:36
"If you are with me.." "..this journey is like a dream to me."
53:42
"My heart has been a bit troublesome."
53:47
"It has given me some beautiful probIems." "I have faIlen in love."
53:55
"My prayers have been answered." "Baby, l can see the sun rising in your eyes."
54:03
"Baby, every time l think of you, you make me smiIe."
54:08
"Baby, l'Il never ever want to Iet you go."
54:14
"Never even in my dreams had I ever thought.." "..that the God of desires would give me so much."
54:24
"I kept walking in a carefree manner." "I kept walking on my path." "I didn't know that my heart will stop for you."
54:35
"I'm in love." "I have faIlen in love." "My prayers have been answered."
54:42
"I have faIlen in love." "My prayers have been answered."
54:47
"I have faIlen in love." "My prayers have been answered."
54:53
"Baby."
55:01
Maids. - Yes, brother. Where is everybody gone? Brother.. Gone ashram. Meeting Guru.
55:08
And Pooja? - Gone.. with them too. Why, brother? Heart beating fasting?
55:16
Brother, where are you running?
55:26
Come on, come on. - Come. This is Guru's that. What is it caIled.. As..
55:33
Ashram. We've come here to fix a wedding date for your marriage with Prem. Yes.
55:38
Let's go. You go ahead. We'll come. - Okay. Pooja, it is believed that all wishes..
55:44
..come true if one bathes in this sacred pond. Come.
55:56
Which Pooja are you talking about, Ram? Pooja has not returned from her friend's wedding.
56:04
Then who is the one who has been staying.. ..in our house as Pooja since the past few days.
56:35
Who is the scoundreI you ran away with?
56:44
KiIl his entire famiIy.
56:53
How is that possible! You want me, right? l'm ready to come with you.
57:01
Let's go.
58:34
Come on.
59:05
Leave me.
59:12
Brother-in-law. Sanjana is not here.
59:46
l knew that you would surely come. And I, too, knew that you would say.. .."l knew that you would surely come."
59:55
Why should l come, huh? Am I your boyfriend? l love you? - Saw? You are agreeing to it.
1:00:11
No. Really? He's your uncle? Yes.
1:00:16
Prem, how would l telI you that.. ..these goons, mafias are my maternal uncles? Great.
1:00:22
Your famiIy members are like CharIes Shobraj and Ranja BilIa? l love these mafia people.
1:00:29
Stop joking, Prem. You don't know how much my uncles hate each other
1:00:34
My mother's last wish was.. ..that l get both my uncles' blessings at my wedding. So that their enmity ends forever..
1:00:41
..and they become good human beings like they were, earlier. But? - The greed of attaining my property worth 200 crores..
1:00:47
..increased their enmity. Each one of them wants me to marry his brother-in-Iaw. 200 crores?
1:00:55
l can draw a cheque without deducting the TDS.. ..and keep your uncles in my pocket.
1:01:02
But my dear, until there are obstacles in a love story.. ..it is not called a love story.
1:01:08
What stories will we tell our chiIdren? Look, a boyfriend gets scared of his girlfriend.
1:01:14
A girlfriend gets scared of a cockroach. A cockroach gets scared of a mouse. A mouse gets scared of a cat. A cat gets scared of a dog.
1:01:21
And a dog gets scared of a man. - And a man is scared of a woman. - What?
1:01:26
Just like a villain.. gets scared of the hero.
1:01:35
Prem, Iet's go. My uncle is here.
1:01:42
What now? They will.. - Don't worry, dear. Today, l'll predict your future.
1:01:49
You will get married to an innocent looking rogue.
1:01:54
That's me. Now can l take some advantage?
1:02:01
By the way, the fitting of the Indian dress is very good.
1:02:14
"Ready.. l am ready for you. Are you ready for me?"
1:02:19
"Are you ready for me? Are you ready for me?"
1:02:25
"Are you ready for me? l am ready for you."
1:02:44
Uncle, Yuvraj was forcefully.. l ran away from there. Sit in the car.
1:03:19
They are drying out.
1:03:43
What should l do about this boy? This boy is making me that. That..
1:03:49
lrritate? - No, not irritate. That.. This.. This.. Emotional? - Emotional is like this. This.. - So?
1:03:54
He is making me this. This. This.. Crazy. - Crazy. - Crazy. He is making crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
1:03:59
He lied to me. That girl is not this but that. What.. - Not Sanjana, Pooja.
1:04:04
Pooja. Yes. Yes. What you are thinking of doing is not so easy. They are dangerous. - Yes. They are dons.
1:04:10
l would've said the same had l been in your pIace. But.. what wouId've you done had you been in my place?
1:04:15
Why don't you make him understand? What should l tell him? AlI l know is that Sanjana is a very nice girI.
1:04:23
And right now, she must be in troubIe. She must be in big trouble. That's true, sister-in-law. But there is no solution to this problem.
1:04:29
l have such a solution that l'll make the Iives of both the dons, heIl.
1:04:36
They have a common CA, who has done BA. And his name.. What was his name?
1:04:41
Sounds like bully. - Idli (a south Indian snack)? MuIli (Raddish)? Pulley. - TaIli (drunk)?
1:04:48
No, close. Close. Khuli (open)? KhaIi? Khali. Balli.
1:04:54
Balidaan Bhardwaj. Sakku, how many times wilI you call me?
1:05:00
l feel that you caIl me even when you dial a wrong number. What do I do? You have left the house with so much cash.
1:05:06
l'm feeling scared. This isn't the first time l'm out with so much cash. l do transactions worth millions, day and night.
1:05:14
AlI 500 and 1000 denomination bills.. ..across the world knows BaIidaan Bhardwaj. Then? - That's fine.
1:05:19
But what if a thief stabs you and robs you? Sakku, are you concerned about me..
1:05:27
..or are you trying to kilI me? Hang up, Sakku.
1:05:33
l want two demands drafts made. One of 30 lakhs and the other of 20 lakhs. Take this.
1:05:52
My bag? My bag! Where did my bag go? Where is my bag? There was 50 lakhs in the bag.
1:05:58
Where did the bag go? My bag. My bag got stoIen. Have you seen a thief here? - No. You blind man, you didn't see the thief?
1:06:05
You didn't even see such a big bag? l didn't see it. l'm not the owner of it. You.. Have you seen your face?
1:06:11
lt's so bIack that if shown on NationaI Television.. ..it will ward off evil from the entire country.
1:06:16
Sakku, what you said came true. Sakku. What happened? Amar Chaudhary and Suraj Chaudhary's 50 lakhs got stoIen.
1:06:24
What? Don't do this. Pack the bags. lt's time to leave the city. Come on. - Yes.
1:06:29
They are here. Tell them I am not here. l'Il go and hide myseIf.
1:06:34
Mr. Bhardwaj. Mr. Bhardwaj. He has not onIy left this house but this world as welI.
1:06:40
A trunk ran over him. - Oh, no. He got crushed. Do you have anyone to look after you in this crueI world?
1:06:48
No. By the way, I had brought this bag for him. What wiIl I do of this briefcase when he is no more?
1:06:56
Don't worry. I'lI take care of both his belongings. Okay? Let's meet after his final rites.
1:07:03
Thank you. Bring it here. Where are you going? You are alive, sir? - Yes, I'm alive.
1:07:10
lt's her hobby. She kills her husband over everything. Start wearing a wedding chain from tomorrow.
1:07:15
People get mistaken. She is mine. And.. this bag is also mine.
1:07:23
There are only 50 lakhs in it, right, sir? Yes. Yes. Yes. There are onIy 50 Iakhs.. Just a minute.
1:07:29
How did you come to know that there are 50 lakhs in it? Just be looking at the bundle of the notes.. ..I can predict how many notes it contains.
1:07:34
How? - l Iearnt this art from my master. Mr. B. B., sir. Bishan Singh Bedi? - No, sir.
1:07:40
Then? Balibhrambhat. - No, no, sir. Bichun Bhutia. Goal.
1:07:45
No way, sir. The one who has written this book. Mr. BaIidaan Bhardwaj.
1:07:51
Be careful, sir. l've written a book? When did l write this book? Such a fat book?
1:07:56
You? - Yes. Look at this. The Balidaan in front of Bhardwaj is me. That's me. This is a sign of a genius.
1:08:03
You wrote a book and you don't even remember. Sir, this book is a missile and you are an example.. ..for a newcomer like me.
1:08:10
l have come to this city to be your assistant, sir. l see. - I want to learn the ropes of this job with you. l don't want any money either. - Then my job is done.
1:08:18
l mean yourjob is done. - Thank you, sir. l have only two clients.
1:08:23
Amar Chaudhary and Suraj Chaudhary. Sir, they are mafias.
1:08:28
One is a mongoose. And the other one is a snake. lf they get together then they are killer sharks. But both of them are ilIiterates.
1:08:35
How many times during a year do you think.. ..people like Chaudhary must be paying their taxes?
1:08:42
Sir, they must not even be paying the taxi fare. Sir.. l make them pay tax every month.
1:08:48
Every month? Again and again. - Again and again. 12 times. - 12 times. Yes.
1:08:54
What do I do? It is dirty but it is my business. lt is your business. This is the only way to teach a lesson to those goons.
1:09:01
Sir, your name is Balidaan but you are making your clients sacrifice. Now that you have joined me..
1:09:07
..everyone wiIl be sacrificed.. with Prem (Iove).
1:09:17
Come with us. Come with us. - Why are you hitting me?
1:09:23
Hit him. Stop. Stop. Don't hit me. Stop. Stop. l am your teacher, Amar Chaudhary.
1:09:31
Teacher? You are a cheater, you scoundrel. You give me a zero in the exams. You gave the wrong answer.
1:09:36
What was the question? Who is the president of India? - Mrs. Prathiba PatiI. You had said that it was Abdul KaIlam.
1:09:42
The president got changed. lt is my fault that the president got changed? What do I have to do with when and where Alexander fought Porus?
1:09:49
Do l have to go there and dig their graves? Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. WelI done. You are doing welI, Amar Chaudhary.
1:09:57
Saw that? That's why l named him after me. Amar Chaudhary. Hey, Amar Chaudhary!
1:10:05
You stinky insect of a dirty sewer? Mother, you go inside. - Stop barking, you dog.
1:10:11
And Iet him go. Otherwise I'lI poison your food and feed you. Got it? Hey, go. Take him back with dignity. Go.
1:10:18
Yes. - Go. Let's go, sir. Grandpa, you are being abused under his pretext. No, no. It's not so.
1:10:25
You are like a father to my daughter-in-law. You are God. A born leech. - What?
1:10:31
See that. He is. This Amar Chaudhary. lt's time for schooI. Don't you have to go?
1:10:37
Father, should l get something for you? Yes, daughter-in-law. Get some tea for me. Okay. - Without sugar.
1:10:44
And without poison. Have some sweets, Mr. Chaudhary.
1:10:50
l got the Iand for your liquor factory cleared.
1:10:56
And it hardly cost you anything. OnIy 50 Iakhs. Balli. - Yes. Don't you know you cannot bring strangers in here?
1:11:03
Who is he? - He's my nephew. Nephew? - Yes, look. We look similar, don't we?
1:11:11
You mean when I am of your age l wilI look like you? Forget about the face, Mr. Chaudhary. Talk about brains.
1:11:17
He is from America. He wiIl show your income so Iess.. ..that you won't need to pay tax. - Really?
1:11:23
You know the billionaire in America? K.K. Modi. He used to handle his account. K. K. Modi? - K. K. Modi?
1:11:30
Forget it. Forget K. K. Modi. Now that you are here you work for Mr. Chaudhary. Handle his account.
1:11:38
Hire you nephew. - Nephew! Grandpa, it sounds like your business. Ganja.
1:11:47
Balli. - Yes? You didn't teach your nephew how to saIute? Salute me. What to get thrashed?
1:11:54
What did you say? - No. l saw my horoscope in the morning. Yes. - In it it's written that if I saIute..
1:11:59
..anyone younger than me today.. ..then he wiIl get thrashed aIl day Iong. But stilI if you want.. - No, no. Let it be.
1:12:05
But l have read his horoscope. Balli. Come on. - Let it be, today. My nephew is with me. So..
1:12:11
Balli. Yes.
1:12:19
Now my hands feel warmer. The appIe of my eye. My brave boy. - WiId hippo, Amar Chaudhary.
1:12:28
Write 'WeIcome' on your face. You will look like a rotten doormat.
1:12:34
Anyway, your ponytail looks like a dead dog's tail.
1:12:40
Look at your grandpa. lt suits him so welI. Take this. Stupid. Go to school.
1:12:46
Yes, grandpa. This is the first time mother has said the right thing. The girls in my cIass tease me.
1:12:51
They said it looks Iike theirs. With your permission can l chop it off? Amar Chaudhary, you can have your neck cut but not your ponytail.
1:13:01
This is a warning, not advice. We are samurais. This is the identity of our family.
1:13:07
Your I.D. proof. lt is a voter's card, pan card. Your bIood group.
1:13:13
A proof that you are his grandson and he is your grandpa. Where did this boring old man come from?
1:13:21
Great grandpa. l saw you. Today my day wilI go welI. Concentrate on your studies.
1:13:27
Kids of your age have gone places.
1:13:32
People of your age as weIl.. ..have gone places. "Happy days are over."
1:13:38
"Now I'm surrounded with sadness." What is this, Mr. Lehri?
1:13:44
What are you doing? l'm having bIack coffee with Obama in the White House.
1:13:50
Can't you see? l hit the brakes to give you a lift. Now my shirt has turned into a mop.
1:13:58
AlI this happened because of me, right? l'm feeling very guiIty. l love you too.
1:14:06
Now it is my duty to get you out of here. l also want to Ieave. Because if my children grow up they won't recognize me.
1:14:13
And my wife is so nave that the poor thing.. ..might once again run away with someone. No such thing will happen because I have a mind-bIowing idea.
1:14:24
This is the boy with whom Sanjana ran away, sir.
1:14:30
He doesn't Iook like he is from our city. l'Il find him even if he is hiding underground.
1:14:35
Are you telling the truth? Sir, if l am Iying he should die immediately.
1:14:41
No, l take his oath and say that henceforth.. ..that that boy was not him but someone else.
1:14:49
Sir. - What happened? Sir, someone has come to meet you.
1:14:56
Balli, you got the land cleared for Amar for his liquor factory?
1:15:02
l just got the Iand cleared for him. But for you along with the Iand I also got..
1:15:08
..the license for the liquor factory cleared. Lehri, go. You are free to go.
1:15:19
Mr. Chaudhary, l am leaving but before leaving.. ..I would like to give you a warning. Sir, this boy is very smart.
1:15:26
OnIy I know how he traps peopIe. You won't be able to anything to him..
1:15:32
..even if he comes and stands before you. You do one thing. You keep cleaning cars here tiIl Sanjana's marriage.
1:15:39
Sir, what are you saying? Sir, this is a crime. It's a sin. Mr. Chaudhary, you cannot do this.
1:15:44
Mr. Chaudhary can do anything. He is Justice Chaudhary. He provides justice to good people.
1:15:50
And he cIears out the bad people. Pick him and throw him out. Balli, who is this boy?
1:15:56
He is a con. C-O-N. Con. He joined hands with that girI and fooled me.
1:16:04
Which animal have l Ieft out? - You dog, clean the car.
1:16:10
Mr. Chaudhary, isn't the boy useful? Once l start working, there wiIl be no income and no tax.
1:16:17
No income tax. But Balli, how is this possible?
1:16:23
This boy wiIl work for Amar as welI as us. He has a habit.. ..of doing two things together.
1:16:29
You know K.K. Modi in America? He used to also handle his younger brother B.K. Modi's account.
1:16:34
But what if he turns out to be bad? Then you can behead my uncle.
1:16:39
Behead me? - Saw? He agrees to it. The thumb impression on the file. Take it.
1:16:44
Just a minute. Uncle, l was casualIy checking your accounts.
1:16:50
There are a lot of discrepancies. What? - There must be a sIight difference. 21. - 21.. BaIli.
1:16:55
There is a difference of Rs.21. Rs.21, dear? It's hardly a difference. Just a minute, uncle.
1:17:02
You are his assistant, right? - Yes, ma'am. Come on, show me the accounts. Uncle, l'Il go and check the accounts properly.
1:17:07
Yes, yes. Okay, dear. Hey.. Persuade her. - Consider it done.
1:17:13
Balli, you saw how my niece's education is benefiting me? Prem, this is not the right situation to take advantage.
1:17:21
ReaIly? Then promise me that you will meet me tonight. And you will let me take all the advantages. - Prem.
1:17:27
You..
1:17:37
You okay? - Yes. I was just joking.
1:17:43
Balli, why do you look as if you've seen a ghost? Our future daughter-in-Iaw is checking everything, right?
1:17:49
Yes. ln detaiI. Come with me. Come with me. Let them work. Saw that? My future wife is no ordinary girl.
1:17:56
Yes, l just came to know. She has taken after me deceased sister. So, your sister was aIso like her?
1:18:01
Then the entire famiIy.. What happened? He is getting scared. - He fears he might get caught.
1:18:09
Sanjana.. Sanjana is not my daughter.
1:18:14
She is more than a daughter to me, Prem. Her happiness means everything to me. But.. But you don't know her uncles.
1:18:23
They.. - I know. They are rogues from the Neanderthal times.
1:18:28
Orthodox. l am a modern age dog. Latest.
1:18:35
When we will fight, l will eat them up.
1:18:42
"I am a dog and she is my partner." "I tell the truth, when she came.."
1:18:48
"..there came a season to eat everyone up." Stop it.
1:18:56
Look, aunt, everything wilI be fine. l promise.
1:19:02
What were you doing inside? AlI that cuddling and alI? Uncle, she fell over me. GirIs from affluent families.. Hello.
1:19:07
GirIs from affIuent famiIies are like that. Try to understand. Whether she falIs on you or you faIl on her.. ..our necks will get cut and falI down.
1:19:14
Uncle, you only asked me to persuade her. l got persuaded. You would've got exposed.. ..if she wouId've opened the accounts.
1:19:19
This is the first time I have let a girl touch me and you.. No, no. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
1:19:25
You are my disciple. Come on, get in. Get in.
1:19:34
Let's go.
1:20:11
"In 12 months I'll express my love to you in 12 different ways."
1:20:28
"Now I think I won't be abIe to survive.." "..even for 12 minutes without you."
1:20:46
"When the winter season starts in January." "We wiIl switch on the heater of Iove."
1:20:51
"In a blanket as smalI as February.." "..we wiIl play hide and seek."
1:20:57
"March will be a romantic month." "We'll do something we have never done before."
1:21:03
"What if we aren't able to meet in April?" "What will happen? Find a solution."
1:21:09
"I'll get an internet connection so that l can chat with you."
1:21:43
"When the summer season starts in May.." "..we wiIl party at the poolside."
1:21:49
"We wiIl take a Iong vacation in June." "We wiIl go to a hilI station."
1:21:55
"When starts raining in July.." "..l'll yearn to embrace you."
1:22:01
"We wiIl have a lot of fun in August." "We wiIl make some arrangements."
1:22:06
"I'll take you to London. l'Il give you a tour of Paris." "I'll take you on a world tour."
1:22:47
"I feeI that I'll be coming often to your house in September."
1:22:53
"We'll see the sunsets together in October." "You can keep your head on my shouIders."
1:22:59
"By the time the wretch November comes.." "..you would've already surrendered your heart."
1:23:04
"Things will get confirmed on 12th December." "With the confirmation from our hearts."
1:23:10
"There wiIl be no car or mare." "I'll bring the wedding procession on foot."
1:23:27
"In 12 months I'll express my love to you in 12 different ways."
1:23:39
"Now I think I won't be abIe to survive.." "..even for 12 minutes without you."
1:24:16
Prem hasn't come as yet, dear. Don't worry, aunt. He wiIl surely come. Why don't you go and pay your respects..
1:24:21
..as you have come to the temple, Junior Chaudhary? TelI me. l prayed for a week before my exams.
1:24:28
He failed me. - Then why have you come here? l'm my grandpa's junior spy. Whenever any female in the family goes out of the house..
1:24:34
..I keep an eye on them. Whether they are going and meeting our enemies.
1:24:40
Aunt. Go.
1:24:48
My child. Bless you. - That's enough. Bless you. Sister.
1:24:57
Someone stop them. You are crying? They are bound to cry. These sisters-in-law Iove each other more than their own sister.
1:25:05
ln spite of Iiving in the same city we have met after ages. Our men our fighting and we women are suffering.
1:25:14
l wonder when this wilI end. Like I have united the aunts I wiIl unite the uncles as well. lf I don't turn this family into a 'Hum Aapke Hain Kyon' family..
1:25:22
..then don't calI me Prem. Thank you.
1:25:31
Okay, so you are befriending our enemies.. ..in the pretext of praying and worshiping? Son, she isn't an enemy. She is your grandaunt.
1:25:38
Amar, my chiId. - Don't touch me, you old woman. ScoundreI, if you say a word more..
1:25:43
..I'lI feed you kerosene and Iight a match in front of your mouth. Get out of here.
1:25:49
Forgive him, sister. His grandfather has made him just like him.
1:25:54
l wonder when he will mend his ways. Why are you Iaughing? He wiIl change, but I'm Iaughing..
1:26:01
..thinking of the way in which he wilI change. Junior Chaudhary, the park is cIosed.
1:26:06
lt's closed for others, not me. Go and teIl the manager, Amar Chaudhary is here.
1:26:12
The park wiIl remain open. Okay, sir. - Okay, sir.
1:26:20
Come here, you animaI. Salute me. The park should be closed now. We have to go home.
1:26:26
You are refusing Amar Chaudhary? Come here. Come here. Come here. Come.
1:26:41
How dare you! l won't spare you.
1:27:01
Who.. Who are you? Badman. Badman? - Yes. l'm here to turn a bad boy like you into a good boy.
1:27:08
You.. One kick and from Badman you will become a dead man. Kick me. Kick me. Kick me. ReaIly? Here you go.
1:28:14
Darn him.
1:28:40
l am sorry, bad-man. Spare me. Forgive me.
1:28:49
Okay. From today, you'll be a good boy. Yes, l wilI. You won't bunk schooI. - Okay.
1:28:54
You won't trouble your teachers. You'Il always respect your elders. And you will cut your ponytail as welI. - Yes. No, no.
1:29:03
This is not possible. It is the identity of my famiIy. Shut up.
1:29:14
The kid has tired me. First try to talk things out. lf they don't understand then kick them.
1:29:21
Great, Balli. Great. Your nephew is one in a million. Amar Chaudhary.
1:29:28
Why do you have bandana on your head? lt's the latest fashion, grandpa. Okay. Okay. Fashion.
1:29:35
Come here, my tiger. And hit on this jackal's head.
1:29:47
Bless me, uncIe BaIli. What are you doing? Respecting my elders, grandfather.
1:29:54
This is what Badman has taught us. Who Badman? - He is our new teacher, grandpa. Teacher?
1:30:03
Grandpa, his new teacher is Prem.
1:30:09
Dear, now I feeI he'Il also bring my two scoundreIs back on track.
1:30:16
Hello Uncle, uncIe Suraj is once again trying to get me married to Veer. What? - Yes.
1:30:22
But l want to marry your son, Yuvraj. Yuvraj? - Please, uncle. PIease, do something. PIease, quickIy get me out of here.
1:30:30
Someone is coming. Come on, get the cars out.
1:30:35
Load your guns. Let there be bloodshed? We will have to bring Sanjana at any cost by this evening.
1:30:40
What are you doing, Chaudhary.. Sir. Uncle, tell them. What you are doing is wrong.
1:30:46
You are going to kill your brother for 200 crores? Whereas someone worth 500 crores is in uncle's pocket.
1:30:53
Who are you talking about? Uncle, l'm talking about K.K Modi. Yes. K.K. Modi from America.
1:31:00
TelI them how much he is worth. He is worth 5000-7000 crores.
1:31:05
And hear this. You know who has been given.. ..the responsibility of getting his daughter Naina married?
1:31:11
Uncle. Uncle, you couldn't see this gem of a person?
1:31:18
Whereas Naina desires a gem of a person. They are such lovely people.
1:31:24
They are romantic. They are going to kiIl their brothers. Uncle, if I wouldn't have thought of this.. ..then there would've been a bloodshed today.
1:31:30
Why don't you think? No, the idea was on the way in my mind.. ..but because of traffic.. Get this straight, Balli.
1:31:38
lf we don't get this alliance then consider yourself death.
1:31:45
Get out of here. l took K.K. Modi's name just like that. You added his daughter to the story.
1:31:52
You added the responsibiIity of her marriage. You added alI the spices. Sir, you told me all this.. after having a few drinks.
1:31:59
l told you about people who don't exist? They exist, sir. Listen. - Yes? Some K.K. Modi has called five times since morning.
1:32:07
He told me to remind you that he is coming.. ..to India on Friday to discuss his daughter's wedding.
1:32:12
And yes, he has asked to book some resort. Don't forget.
1:32:19
How is this possible? Sir, this means you either have MP or UP.
1:32:26
Madhya Pradesh and Uttar Pradesh? MP means memory power. - Okay. Sir, in this iIlness the battery of memory conks off.
1:32:33
Or UP that is unbelievable power. Unbelievable power. - Yes, sir. ln this the characters you think about come in real life.
1:32:41
l don't believe this. That's why it is called unbeIievabIe power. Now you have to decide whether..
1:32:46
..it's your effective thinking or defective disease. MeanwhiIe, sir, you have thrown me out of the house.
1:32:52
Bye. Taxi! - No, Prem. l said that as l was worried. Please.
1:32:57
Okay. - Don't leave me in such confusion. Okay, sir. TelI me what I should do next. There is no option or resort to this.
1:33:03
Yes, the last resort is that you book a resort. Okay.
1:33:17
They have come? Limo.
1:33:34
Ballu. BaIlu. Uncle, go and welcome Modi. What a pleasant surprise.
1:33:40
Come here. Come here. Give your friend a hug. You have become fit. l think it is the result of sister-in-Iaw Shakuntala's that.
1:33:47
Love. - Her love. How is sister-in-law Sakku? l hope you didn't have any that on the way. What is it..
1:33:53
No, no. One has to take some that for one's child. Some.. Trouble. - Yes, trouble. Let's go.
1:33:58
Mr. Modi. - Mr. Modi. Stop. ls this a way to ask for donations? Mr. Modi, he is Mr. Chaudhary.
1:34:04
A very famous L in the city. - LandIord? - Landlord. - LandIord. Mr. Modi, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome. Uncle Modi.
1:34:09
Aunt Modi. Balli works for us. Okay, BaIli knows you. That means he is our that.. Guest. - Guest. Guest.
1:34:16
Call him tonight for.. - Drinks? Dinner. Dinner. And that as well. Let's go.
1:34:22
Why are you staring at them with your mouth open? Have you seen them for the first time? Anyone wiIl give that reaction on seeing Mr. Modi.
1:34:28
Sir, if you are a mouse then he is a cat. lf you are a cat, he is a dog. lf you are a dog, he is a fox. lf you are a fox then he is a Iion.
1:34:34
lf you are lion then he is an elephant. lf you are an elephant then he is a dinosaur. Dinosaur of business, sir. For your own good, come on time for dinner.
1:34:41
Otherwise you are a donkey, sir. Who is going anywhere? l am here till night. Yes. - Yes. Let's go.
1:34:46
What happened, uncle? He met me with so much affection. He gave me a hug as weIl.
1:34:51
But l couldn't recognize him. ls it an illness or my imagination? Both. - Both?
1:34:57
One personality is ilI. lt is the imagination of the other personality. The first and the second personality cIashed.. ..with each other and resulted in the third personaIity.
1:35:03
Spilt personality. The fourth personality wiIl be suicidal personality. You will feel like committing suicide, uncIe.
1:35:09
You are right. - No. l feel like committing suicide. - No. Yes. - Don't do it, uncle. - Why?
1:35:14
You won't remember that you have committed suicide, uncle. So what should l do? Uncle, now you have only one option left.
1:35:20
What? - Believe that your personality with imagination is right. You know him.
1:35:25
He is K.K. Modi. - You recognize him. l'Il have to. Otherwise, I'lI commit suicide.. ..and I won't even remember it. So what's the use?
1:35:32
He is K.K. Modi. Mr. Modi, we are not as rich as you are. But we are weIl respected in the city.
1:35:38
Great. - Yes, sir. They are decent people. ReaIly? - They have a lot of cars and are cultured as weIl. So brother, tell us, how much loan do you want?
1:35:46
No, sister-in-law, I am.. Balli, telI them. - What should I say?
1:35:51
Uncle, with your permission can l teIl them? - Yes, pIease. Mr. Modi, he is his brother-in-law.
1:35:58
Yuvraj. He has studied tilI the 8th grade. The 8th grade. Raise two more fingers. Yes, the 8th grade.
1:36:04
He has studied tilI the 8th grade. So? He wants to marry your daughter. - What? Brother BalIu, you have brought such an aIliance?
1:36:11
Have you seen their faces? They Iook as if they have just come out of a jungle. Right. WilI their daughter marry into this iIliterate family?
1:36:18
The Modis. They don't have any sense of that. Fashion. Nor do they know how to that. - TaIk.
1:36:23
To talk. They look like that. That.. Ape-men. - Ape-men. lf you weren't my friend l would have done that.
1:36:29
Shot. - Shot you. Let's go.. - Sumitra. - Sumitra. Let's go. - Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - Okay.
1:36:35
You ruined their mood. - Shut up. Shut up. You..
1:36:40
l'Il blow your head with you, you scoundrel. You fool, he isn't a scoundrel, you are. Do you know who are you messing with?
1:36:46
You can only make scrabbled-eggs from an egg. Mr. Modi can turn scrabbled-eggs back to an egg.
1:36:51
You have spoilt the whoIe game. But it's okay. Uncle is here. He wiIl think of something. What wiIl I think of?
1:36:58
l am totally confused. Will you teIl us what this is aIl about? Why have you made us all wear sunglasses?
1:37:04
Excuse me for my language, grandpa. But what do these Modis think of themselves?
1:37:10
They have kept three conditions for the wedding. l told them that I won't be able to look into your eyes.. ..after telling you those conditions.
1:37:16
And you won't be abIe to look at each other after hearing them. He said, "Here, make them wear these sungIasses.." "..and tell them the conditions."
1:37:22
TelI us. Tell us, what their conditions are. BasicalIy the Modis have made.. ..the tent of Chaudhary's lives stand on three sticks.
1:37:29
Condition No. 1. They don't like the way you dress.
1:37:34
What are you doing? They say that you look Iike a C-Grade movie's viIlain. How dare they!
1:37:40
This.. This is what uncIe said. How dare they! - Yes. Yes. The Chaudharys wilI never change..
1:37:46
..their dressing sense for their 500 crores. - Yes. 500.. - Crores.
1:37:51
Okay. Okay. We wilI wear up-to-date suits. Yes. - Yes. Yes.
1:37:57
What is their second condition? Their family is a joint famiIy like in the movie 'Hum Aapke Hain Kyon'. They alI live together.
1:38:03
So is our famiIy like in the movie 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham'? We stay separately? They have never seen you out on a lunch or a picnic..
1:38:10
..with your daughters and daughters-in-law. - Enough. They are womenfolk.
1:38:16
This tradition has been going on since ages. This is what uncle said as weIl. - What? That the Chaudharys will never change their tradition for 500 crores.
1:38:24
Yes. - 500 crores. Fine. Fine. Listen. Listen. Henceforth, we'Il all be together.
1:38:33
TelI me the third condition. lf I telI you the third condition then.. your pants will tear.
1:38:40
Pants? - I am saying this. l am saying this. He had said something else.
1:38:45
TelI me the condition. You'Il have to cut it. - What?
1:38:51
You'Il have to cut your ponytail. - No. Even uncle yeIled and said no. - Yes. Yes.
1:38:58
But what can we do? They hold the trump card of 500 crores. 500 crores. 500 crores.
1:39:04
Cut them, Amar. You can always grow them back. But you don't often get a harvest worth 500 crores.
1:39:38
Great. Now you are Iooking that and that. Bold and beautiful. - Bold and the beautiful.
1:39:45
So tell us, brother. What have you decided? What have l.. What do you say, BaIlu? Should l do that? Yes? - Do it.
1:39:52
Now that you have found a diamond.. ..better set it in the ring. - Yes. - Yes. Fine, then I'lI call my daughter and younger that tomorrow.
1:40:00
Brother. - Brother. Okay. - Do you have relatives or brothers or something like that? No.
1:40:06
He has an elder brother.. Name? - Suraj Chaudhary.
1:40:11
ln spite of having an elder brother.. ..you have come alone to fix the aIliance? Where is he? How can he come here? We don't get along.
1:40:19
A house where brothers don't that.. - Get along. Get long. WiIl their daughter go there? - The Modis. The Modis. What he means is that their timings don't match.
1:40:25
He is sometimes out and he is sometimes in. These two brothers love each other a lot. Like.. Lord Rama and Laxman. - Okay. Okay. Okay.
1:40:33
So caIl them tonight. Match the.. Timings. - Timing. Yes. Consider it to be our that.. - Condition. - Yes.
1:40:43
Hit him. Hit him. Don't hit my uncIe. What was the need to say.. - Sister-in-law, please, help. That l have an eIder brother?
1:40:50
l said it because you have one. You could have said that he is dead. You are strange. How could say that?
1:40:55
Till date you haven't been able to kill him. So uncle, how will you kill him? But we are dead now. That oId man wilI never listen to us.
1:41:02
Hey, when God gave uncle a head over his shouIders.. ..he didn't give it for decoration. He wiIl think. He wiIl think of something.
1:41:07
He wiIl bring your brother by his ears. Shut up. Suraj Chaudhary will behead me even if l talk about it.
1:41:14
And if he doesn't come here then l'll behead you. What? Hey, let us go in. Move aside.
1:41:20
Side. Side. Side. - Who are you? Keep distance. Horn please. May the face of the one with ill-intentions in his heart go black! Seize the whoIe place. Take everyone's mobiles.
1:41:27
Disconnect their phone. Hey, who are you? In this manner.. This is how we enter.
1:41:32
You have all the right to remain silent.. ..as this is a raid. l pay income tax thirteen times a year.
1:41:39
Yet there is a raid? Sir, Ms. Sanjana.
1:41:44
Hello, uncle Mathur. Hello, dear. How are you? Sanjana, you know these income-tax guys?
1:41:50
Aunt, they are not from the income-tax department. They are from the World Bank. l have heard of Punjab Bank and Allahabad Bank.
1:41:57
What is a WorId Bank? The one outside Punjab and AlIahabad is called World Bank. The father of all banks.
1:42:03
And the mother of aIl banks. Uncle and aunt of all banks. But, sir, what are you doing here? Ms. Sanjana's father had taken a loan of 200 crores from our bank.
1:42:12
So? - So he passed away before he could settIe the loan. So? - He keeps on saying 'so'.
1:42:18
He wiIl Iose his mind when he will hear this. So, we have seized aIl his property in America.
1:42:23
We have managed to get back 100 crores. We still need to recover 100 crores. But Sanjana doesn't hold any property here.
1:42:29
She came here to get married to me. Fantastic. After marriage a wife has equal right over the property.
1:42:36
Hence, according to Iaw, we wiIl recover 100 crores from you. The bungaIow itself must be worth 50-60 crores.
1:42:43
Come, let's go. Let's go.
1:42:50
Mr. Lover, I knew that you would get this marriage canceIed. But what is this issue of 100 crores? Should l telI you everything today itself?
1:42:56
What's the rush? Where are you going? You are here. Polish them.
1:43:03
Balli, what kind of a law is this? The law is according to the place. Uncle, including this house and other things..
1:43:10
..you will manage to arrange 100 crores, right? You, too, wouldn't want my deceased father..
1:43:16
..to owe a loan to anyone, right? Listen, assistant. - Yes, ma'am. Come on, let's check the value of the property. Okay. - Again? No.
1:43:22
ActualIy I have some work with him. Not now. Okay? Fine. We wiIl begin once your work is done.
1:43:28
Okay, ma'am. How much work will you do? You will get tired. You.. - Everyone is standing here. lt's written in the scriptures, uncle..
1:43:35
..the more you work the better it is. This girl will put me on streets to beg. Now l got it.
1:43:41
Why did he break the alliance with this girl.. ..and formed an alliance with K.K. Modi. He knows that this girl has a loan over her head.
1:43:47
Balli. - Yes. lnstead of us, you got K.K. Modi's daughter.. ..alIiance fixed into Amar's family.
1:43:57
lf he has ruined it, he will mend it. How? - How? You know B.K. Modi. - Who is B.K. Modi?
1:44:05
You onIy had said that K.K. Modi has a younger brother. Yes. Yes. He does. He does. K.K. Modi has a younger brother.
1:44:12
But what about him? - His money. What about his money? You onIy had said.. That he is richer..
1:44:18
..than his elder brother when it comes to money. - What? Yes. Yes. I said so. But what about him? - His daughter.
1:44:23
Daughter. - Daughter. His daughter's.. mother wilI also be there.
1:44:30
What about his daughter? You had taken the responsibility of getting her married. Wow, Balli. No matter what you say that's a great condition.
1:44:37
Not condition, connection. - Whatever. But tell him Mr. Modi's conditions.
1:44:43
Yes, ma'am. Coming. l'Il go and check the property. l'Il see how much worth it is.
1:44:49
Darling BaIli, what conditions do these Modis have?
1:45:01
"Forgot tradition and became ready." "If they get it right they wiIl make it big."
1:45:07
"Money can make you do anything." Amar! - Brother!
1:45:12
Brother! Where is your party?
1:45:19
Has gone to pickup your party at the airport. Where did she come from?
1:45:25
Did you caIl her? lt feels very nice to see the two of you together today, uncle. Now my problem is also over.
1:45:31
Now both of you decide who I shouId marry. Dear, you should forget Veer.
1:45:38
Last night your mother visited me in my dreams. And she said, "Veer isn't good enough for my Sanjana."
1:45:45
So the confusion is over. I wiIl get married to Yuvraj. No, no, no, no, no, dear. Yuvraj is absolutely useless.
1:45:52
Your mother visited me in my dreams as well. She started crying. She said, "Brother, don't ruin my Sanjana's life.
1:46:03
More tears. What about me? Will l stay single all my life? - Not at alI, dear.
1:46:08
We, your uncIes are there for you. We will find someone good enough for you. Nice, capable and decent.
1:46:14
We will have a grand wedding for you. Why do you worry, dear? We are there for you. - Yes.
1:46:20
Okay, uncle. Whatever you feeI is right.
1:46:33
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
1:46:39
Meet him. He's my younger brother.. B.K.. - B.K. Modi. Yes. Modi. - Look who it is.
1:46:46
Ballu. How are you, Ballu?
1:46:52
Hi, B.K. How are you? - You look fit. l think sister-in-Iaw's love has played its trick. How is sister-in-law, Sakku?
1:46:58
She's absoluteIy fine. She keeps talking about all of you. How is B.K? What is he doing these days? - That's fine.
1:47:03
Mr. Modi, the girls didn't come with you? To heIl with the girls. - What? - What? He means say hello to Naina and Sunaina.
1:47:10
Yes, they are the apple of their mothers' eyes.
1:47:18
Naina. - Sunaina. They both are great, aren't they?
1:47:25
Walk straight. What are you thinking about, uncle? What are you thinking about?
1:47:31
l couldn't recognize the other Modi as weIl. Uncle, this means it's not an illness but an imagination.
1:47:39
You mean the character l think about, comes to Iife?
1:47:44
Yes. You have the power. Otherwise, how is it possible, uncIe. What wiIl we call a person with such imagination?
1:47:54
We cannot call him human. You mean I am.. God?
1:48:00
Brahma. The Creator. The creator of the universe. Balli.
1:48:08
Look.. How they address God. Idiots.
1:48:32
He has regained consciousness. Now we wiIl have fun.
1:48:39
Mr. Chaudhary, he is out of coma, but he is unable to speak. How can he not speak?
1:48:46
Son.. Tell me, who was he? Speak up. Tell me. Who was he? TelI me, son.
1:48:53
Try to speak. Try.
1:48:58
Uncle, why is he pointing towards you? Balli. This means you..
1:49:03
No, sir. l cannot even put a comma to sentence. How can l put him into coma?
1:49:09
Mr. Chaudhary, your son is stiIl not out of coma. His mind is spinning hence he is moving his finger here and there.
1:49:15
Look, now he is pointing towards him. Mr. Chaudhary, your son's condition is so bad..
1:49:21
..that he might even point his finger towards you. Oh, my. The son is pointing towards his father.
1:49:27
PIease go out. The patient is getting hyper. Doctor, make my son get weIl soon. Because the day he wiIl come out of coma..
1:49:34
..someone else will go into coma. Let's go.
1:49:41
There are so many sorrows in this worId. Your sorrow is so less. You aren't able to say anything.. ..because of your unconscious state.
1:49:46
And he cannot say anything even when he is conscious. So sad is this and how bad is that. Continue.
1:49:53
Sir. No, sir. Madam.. - Move back. I don't care. PIease sir. Sir, please. - It's not my problem.. ..as to with whom Mr. Chaudhary..
1:49:59
..is having his breakfast and his lunch. Mr. Chaudhary, l've been looking for you all over the city.
1:50:04
And you are having fun over here. You are having parties. l'm being pressurized by the bank. l keep getting phone caIls.
1:50:10
TelI me what you want to do. Mr. Modi, you are here?
1:50:17
What a pleasant surprise. Hello, sister-in-law. - HelIo, brother. Sister-in-law, it seems like you have come here on a holiday.
1:50:25
No, brother. Our daughters are getting that with the brothers-in-law. They are getting married with the brothers-in-law.
1:50:31
Mr. Suraj. - Yes. Your brother-in-law Veer was going to marry your niece, right? No.
1:50:38
Niece? Who is his niece? Here she is. Sanjana.
1:50:43
She is a very nice girI. Why do you want to get related to us instead of her?
1:50:49
ActualIy, what happened was.. - For Sanjana's happiness. Sanjana doesn't like Veer and that's why..
1:50:55
..Mr. Chaudhary cancelIed the wedding. Great people. This is very that. - Good. - Good. A very good thing.
1:51:02
But brother, it's wrong as well. Look brother, there is a young unmarried girl in their famiIy.
1:51:07
And they are getting their brothers-in-law married. lt is wrong, isn't it? - True. lt is not so. Mr. Chaudhary is looking for a suitable boy for her.
1:51:14
He wiIl get her married as soon as he finds a suitable boy. Take your time and find a boy. We are here for four days. Look, first Sanjana wiIl get married then our daughters wilI.
1:51:24
But Mr. Modi.. - No ifs or buts. Consider this to be our that. - Condition. - Our condition.
1:51:29
Yes. - Another condition? Don't worry. All the four Chaudharys are charged. They will do something in four days.
1:51:35
Great people. People, everybody join me pIease. "Whether you are a crescent or the moonlight."
1:51:47
"No matter what you are.." "..l swear on God, you are great."
1:51:56
Clap, everyone. Great.
1:52:02
Brother, the Chaudharys might get a heart attack.. ..listening to your conditions.
1:52:09
Brother has kept a condition of Sanjana's wedding. - Yes. But you'll have to give the idea that our Prem wiIl be her groom.
1:52:16
This condition has been kept to give this idea. Okay. - But they are very dangerous people.
1:52:21
lf they find out the truth.. There is one person who is very dangerous. Lehri.
1:52:29
He is very smart. But he has already said such a big Iie.. ..that now if he teIls the truth, he will be the first one to die.
1:52:38
'Okay, so this is his family and not the Modi family.' Mr. BaIidaan.
1:52:48
The poor thing is standing as a statue. Fine, I wiIl bring it into life.
1:52:54
Brother. Brother. Brother. l have come here to tell you a secret.
1:53:12
Here he is. Here he is. You are doing pushups? No, l'm pushing the ground down.
1:53:19
Keep quiet. Keep quiet. TelI me, who am l? Am l God? Am l a human being? Who am l?
1:53:25
You are the first God with has been made by this human being. What not have you made me? Now even I have forgotten who l am.
1:53:32
l have become the Aamir Khan in the movie 'Gajani'. Look here. Look at this. You have no idea how difficult it is to write on your back!
1:53:38
Rascal. You played such a big game with a genius Iike me..
1:53:44
..who has written such a famous book? Give me the book, pIease. Here you go, genius.
1:53:54
l won't let you win as long as l am alive. What wiIl I do?
1:54:00
Mr. BaIli, Mr. Chaudhary is calling you. Go. You have been summoned.
1:54:06
Yes. Yes, I've put the ball in the hole. l've learnt to play golf. This is how we used to pIay marbles as weIl.
1:54:13
You are right. - Greetings, sir. Come. Come, Mr. Balidaan. Come. - You summoned me?
1:54:18
We have known each other since ages. Why don't we turn this acquaintance into a relationship? l didn't get you.
1:54:24
Your nephew Prem and our niece Sanjana. Let's get them married. - No. No, this marriage cannot take place. - Why not?
1:54:33
You are a servant. We are your employer. You don't like the respect we are giving you?
1:54:40
Why cannot this marriage take place, uncle? We are their loyal servants. We have to pay them back in some way or the other.
1:54:45
Right, uncle? - Don't touch me. You see, the girI has a loan of 100 crores over her head. That too of the World Bank.
1:54:52
Who wilI pay it back? You? - We wiIl pay it back. We are going to get milIions from the Modis. You can keep 100-125 out of it.
1:54:57
Not 125, onIy 100 crores. The amount of the loan.
1:55:02
After that even if you sent your daughter.. ..without any clothes on, we wiIl accept her. Great.
1:55:09
Right, uncle? We accept it, don't we? - Yes. Sanjana, my child..
1:55:15
l accept this match, uncle. Uncle, your teeth wiIl break if you will grind them so hard.
1:55:21
Mr. Chaudhary, there is a problem. This Lehri keeps saying that Sanjana.. ..had eloped with a boy during her wedding.
1:55:29
lf someone comes to know about it on my wedding day..
1:55:34
..then my uncle will be defamed. Can you please take care of this Lehri, sir? Go and find Lehri. - Get him here.
1:55:45
Yes, Mr. Chaudhary? - Who eloped with Sanjana? This..
1:55:50
What is this that you are asking me? l had shown you the photograph. A Iie. You are lying.
1:55:56
He had eloped with Sanjana. You are right. He had eIoped with her. Forgive me, I had lied.
1:56:03
He is the one I had given a lift to. Henceforth, this is what you should tell everyone.
1:56:08
Got it? Are you happy now, Prem?
1:56:13
Yes, Mr. Chaudhary. Mr. Lehri, you don't know what a big favour.. ..you have done to my uncle and the Chaudhary famiIy.
1:56:22
God will sureIy send you to heaven.
1:56:28
Congratulations, Balli. You became their that. What is it? Yes, their reIative. Mr. Modi, you are the one who gave us this idea.
1:56:35
Otherwise, how couId we ever think of this? Have this. Why did you unnecessarily take the that. Trouble.
1:56:42
You go and have your meaI. - We'll aIl have together. No, we don't know how long we will take. Why should you stay that because of us? Hungry.
1:56:50
Go, have your meal. - Okay. l love you.
1:56:59
That's great, Mr. Modi. At your place the women eat before the men do. At our pIace, till we do eat, the women will die but..
1:57:08
..not touch the food. This is wrong.
1:57:14
Look, women Iive in a very that worId. Small. lt begins from and ends at us.
1:57:22
The house and kids. She is that in them. What is it said? Yes, restricted.
1:57:29
Hence it is our duty to look after them. We should love them.
1:57:35
We should always keep them that. We should keep them happy.
1:57:41
Radhika.. What happened?
1:57:47
Nothing. You have your meaI. Before you? - So what?
1:57:53
lf I drink alI night along ill you stay hungry tiIl the morning?
1:57:59
What is wrong with you, today? Love. l love you.
1:58:07
Sorry. ShaIu.
1:58:13
ShaIu? - Yes, Shalani. Now l will aIways caIl you Shalu.
1:58:20
And henceforth, you can eat before me. Why so? - Because I love you.
1:58:29
Thank you. Brother, Prem is nowhere to be seen.
1:58:36
Sanjana is not here either. They got what they wanted.
1:58:42
The lovebirds must be busy at some corner. Yes, so what is wrong in that?
1:58:48
They both that to each other. They Iove each other. They are going to get married. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come, let's go and have some food. Come on.
1:58:53
Look, Prem and Sanjana are also back. Come on.
1:58:59
The bride and the groom are also here. Let me make an announcement.
1:59:06
l have decided that this marriage won't take pIace. What? - What?
1:59:15
Once again uncIe must have gone into the 100 crore loop.. ..after having a little too much to drink. Balli, what are you saying?
1:59:22
Keep quiet. Keep quiet. You are saying BaIli and sacrificing me
1:59:27
This marriage won't take place. lf uncIe doesn't want this marriage to take place then..
1:59:33
Without uncIe, l don't want to marry like an orphan. Since when did you become an orphan, you Iiar?
1:59:38
Here he is. Your father is here in a three-piece suit. He is here.
1:59:46
Fine. Fine. Fine, Ballu. lf you are breaking your that with him. Then I wiIl form a that with him. What is it?
1:59:52
Yes, a relationship. Henceforth, I am your father. And I am your mother.
1:59:58
l'm your uncle. l'm your aunt. lf you are falIing short of relatives then l, too, shaIl become one?
2:00:05
Why.. Why would you become anyone? You are his uncIe. Keep it fixed. Then it is fixed. - Yes.
2:00:11
Henceforth, I am his uncle. - And l am his aunt. Look at that. They all are teIling the truth.
2:00:17
Chaudharys, can't you see the truth? Brother.
2:00:23
No, no, no, no, no. Don't do this. Don't do this. No matter how he is, he is my uncle.
2:00:29
My real uncIe. l'Il make him understand. Uncle, you saw how many reIatives l have now?
2:00:35
lt won't make a difference if I have one uncIe less. Yes, uncle.
2:00:41
On one hand your finaI rites wiIl be performed.. ..and on the other my wedding ceremony. Correct. - But this wedding wiIl surely take pIace.
2:00:48
Yes, so I will prepare for the wedding. - Yes. "You always keep foIlowing me."
2:00:54
"Beloved, please help me find it." "I've Iost my nose ring." "Keep looking for it."
2:01:00
"I've Iost my nose ring." "You always keep foIlowing me."
2:01:06
"Beloved, please help me find it." "I've Iost my nose ring." "Keep looking for it."
2:01:12
"I've Iost my nose ring." "I've Iost it. I've lost it."
2:01:23
"What is this that my love has done!" "It made me famous among the lovers."
2:01:39
"What is this that my love has done!" "It made me famous among the lovers."
2:01:49
"Whoever l greet with a smile is squandered." "Look, what my styIe has done today!"
2:02:02
"It destroyed alI the hearts here."
2:02:08
"What my style has done today!" "You always keep foIlowing me."
2:02:17
"Beloved, please help me find it." "I've Iost my nose ring." "Keep looking for it."
2:02:23
"I've Iost my nose ring." "I regret looking at you."
2:02:29
"My heart is now no longer mine." "My heart has betrayed me."
2:02:34
"Yes." "I always keep waiting for you." "My innocent heart awaits your love."
2:02:41
"You have given me a strange disease." "I banter beauty."
2:02:50
"Your kindness feels like cruelty." "This is what everyone is saying now."
2:02:59
"Look, what my styIe has done today!"
2:03:08
"It destroyed alI the hearts here."
2:03:14
"What my style has done today!"
2:03:32
"You made me lose my patience." "I don't know when you had an effect on me."
2:03:37
"Your magic worked." "Yes." "Only you know how I became yours."
2:03:44
"I lost my sleep following your paths." "What you said managed to fool me."
2:03:50
"For a moment or two, l became your guest."
2:03:56
"Everything you had has been sacrificed to me." "I have lost my peace and my heart, too, suffered a loss."
2:04:05
"Look, what my styIe has done today!"
2:04:14
"It destroyed alI the hearts here."
2:04:20
"What my style has done today!"
2:04:38
"You always keep foIlowing me." "Beloved, please help me find it."
2:04:45
"I've Iost my nose ring." "Keep looking for it." "I've Iost my nose ring."
2:05:04
Someone stop me. By the way, Prem.. - Yes?
2:05:10
Have you come here to show the necklace.. ..your famiIy has bought for her or to see Sanjana? l had come to congratuIate all of you.
2:05:16
This is the first Iove marriage taking pIace in your family. Aryan.
2:05:22
You came from the hospital on the right day. Come, I'll introduce you to Sanjana's future husband.
2:05:29
Don't you want to get ready? - Ready? Come on, go. Go. - I am ever ready. Ask Sanjana. Prem, Iook who is here.
2:05:49
He is the one. He is the one who hit me with his car.
2:05:55
l went into coma because of him. He was the one who eloped with Sanjana. Look, Veer, Yuvraj. Sanjana and Prem love each other.
2:06:04
That means everyone is a part of Prem's conspiracy. l'Il take care of you later, you wrenched woman.
2:06:10
We will first.. ..take care of you. You are fIying too high.
2:06:15
Do you love to fly? Yes, we do. - What will you do? Nothing, boys. l'Il just help you fulfiI your dream.
2:06:28
You.. Where shaIl I keep it?
2:06:41
We will have to telI brother-in-Iaw about his true identity. FooIs, not the true identity, but a false one.
2:06:47
Never underestimate three things in life. l, me and myself.
2:06:57
Thank you. No one can deport the one who has the family's support.
2:07:03
l am someone who can drown a fish. What can you three.. do to me?
2:07:11
Go, Veer. Go, Yuvraj. l'Il see how he stops you.
2:07:17
Let's go. You are sleeping even after coming out of coma?
2:07:23
Do you remember your name? Aryan. - Aryan, go into flashback. And see what l had done to you.
2:07:39
Where did he go? - He Ieft right in front of you. Mr. Modi. - Yes.
2:07:45
Mr. Modi. - What happened? We know the truth about that scoundrel Prem. He is not Balli's nephew. So? - He isn't the reaI Modi either.
2:07:51
He is my reaI uncle. A Kapoor. Uncle. - Yes, nephew. Uncle. - Uncle, catch them. We'Il see you. - We'll see you.
2:07:57
Prem, I'll go with you. - You handle the ladies inside. l'm a Modi. I'm a Modi. I'm a Modi.
2:08:07
Aryan. Aryan, let's go.
2:08:17
Save us. Save us. One.. two.. three.
2:08:30
The keys. The keys are with me.
2:08:49
Come here.. Come here.. That way. That way.
2:08:56
Side effects of too much rajma chawaI (a rice dish). Sorry.
2:09:05
O God! Card. Card. - Thank you. Call me.
2:09:12
No pee me. Pee them.
2:09:23
Hey, stop peeing there. Stop him. Stop him.
2:10:00
Let's go. Let's go.
2:10:05
Let's go fast.
2:11:00
You are a dead man. We won't spare you. What's this new drama.
2:11:08
Bye-bye!
2:11:21
Amar. Sanjana reminds me of our sister Shibani today.
2:11:27
Yes, brother. Our Sanjana looks so happy.
2:11:35
l'm ready to go to the moon for her. What? Uncle, looking at her l feeI that I won't even need..
2:11:43
..the almond flavoured milk. Dad. You know there is a that. A custom.
2:11:49
Yes, but tilI date l've never got that of that custom. A need. You, too? - Yes.
2:12:07
Stop this wedding.
2:12:14
Dear good people, someone stop them.
2:12:24
Aryan, you are back from the hospitaI. But who did this to you? That beguiIer, Prem.
2:12:56
We have been cheated in such a big way. Why did you do this to us? Why? Mr. Chaudhary, this was Sanjana's mother's desire.
2:13:04
And there was a beIief in her wish. Her wish was that you two get Sanjana married..
2:13:10
..and give her your blessings. And she believed that.. ..you two brothers wilI unite because of this marriage.
2:13:17
That means you really made a fool out of us. You cheated us with 500 crores. That means he is not a Modi.
2:13:24
And they are your uncles. Listen, you idiots.
2:13:31
That's what I've been telling you since so long. But you didn't Iisten to me. You didn't listen to me as well. - Then tell them now. No, you only telI them.
2:13:37
God sent you down here but He forgot to give you any brains. You didn't change even after seeing the goodness in him?
2:13:44
But l have changed. From now on I will be a true uncle to Prem. Let me see who tries to touch my nephew.
2:13:51
Come on. Coming. Here you go.
2:13:57
You will touch my nephew. No, l am here to give you a hand, sir. - Okay. Sir, being with them tilI date l have onIy washed cars.
2:14:03
Being with you, l am sure l wiIl thrash a person or two. Great. Great. - Come on, let's begin the thrashing.
2:14:09
We are the five good men.. ..and you are the two evil uncles. Hippo Amar Chaudhary, you wiIl get crushed in their fight.
2:14:19
Come here. FooIs, what are you waiting for? Shoot them aIl.
2:14:29
We have come to attend the wedding. We support Iove and not hatred. Prem has changed us.
2:14:35
By giving double the money. Let's go, hired goons.
2:14:40
Traitors. Prem, you continue. lt's inauspicious to stop that in the middIe. That.. The wedding vows. - The wedding vows.
2:14:48
Come on. Let's go. Priest, hurry up.
2:14:55
Otherwise, my father and the rest of them wiIl get thrashed. Come. Can l hold it? ShaIl I start walking? Come on, son. Priest, please hurry up.
2:15:03
l'Il shut down your WorId Bank. Fast. Fast.
2:15:31
l'm safe.
2:15:48
No. This wiIl be fine, Choudhary.
2:16:00
This is too much. Prem.
2:16:05
Prem, you can get another wife.. ..but you won't get another father. Today, for the first time a woman has said something sensible.
2:16:14
Go, Prem.
2:17:55
Prem, you won't get a better chance to remove your shirt. Show your body. - I won't.
2:18:01
Why? - He has become fat. Fat.
2:18:17
What shall l say?
2:18:28
Enjoyed it?
2:18:53
Mr. Chaudhary, l am here to form reIations.. ..and not to break bones.
2:18:59
Anyway, at our place we don't even look into.. ..the eyes of senior citizens. Raising a hand on them is a farfetched thing.
2:19:08
Hence, chill and relax, Mr. Chaudhary. Chill and reIax.
2:19:14
Saw that? This is what is caIled good values. But are miles away from it.
2:19:19
Yes, you only know the meaning of greed.. ..selfishness and deception.
2:19:25
You didn't even bother about my mother, you deceased sister. How low wiIl you stoop for money?
2:19:31
My child is absoluteIy right. On one hand this boy is making sacrifices for his future wife.
2:19:41
And on the other it's you guys.. ..who since ages have been making your wives sacrifice.
2:19:48
l'm feeling ashamed.. ..to call both of you my sons. Shame on you.
2:19:53
Disgusting. - Hey oId man, have you lost your mind.
2:20:01
Father. Get up, father. - Father..
2:20:06
Don't you dare! He is our father. l will cut your hand if you even touch him.
2:20:12
And I wiIl break your jaw if you misbehave with him. He lied. He cheated everyone. And you are..
2:20:18
They aren't even Modis. What difference does the name make, son? A person is known for his deeds.
2:20:24
And then, when have we ever acted like Chaudharys? We have instead demeaned the Chaudhary name.
2:20:31
They are the real Chaudharys. No, we are very satisfied being Kapoors. How can he be a Chaudhary? He has made us fight.
2:20:38
Brother-in-law, we should take revenge from him. Revenge for what? We should seek revenge because he made us human?
2:20:45
We should seek revenge because.. ..by changing relations he changed us. We brothers have been enemies since ages.
2:20:53
But today when our father got hurt our hearts feIt the pain.
2:20:59
Should we seek revenge for that? We should learn from this family.
2:21:04
Just being a part of a family doesn't make you a dear one. A member is a dear one when you accept him.
2:21:12
Sir. Sorry. Sir.. We hoId our ears and say..
2:21:18
..that we will never act like goons again. And we will never be greedy for money.
2:21:24
And one more thing, sir. Mr. Modi, what is your original surname.
2:21:31
Kapoor. Kapoor. - Mr. Kapoor, pIease forgive us.
2:21:37
And accept us. Let us be a part of this wedding along with our girl, pIease.
2:21:44
Madam. - Chaudharys plus Kapoors equaIs to Chapoors.
2:21:56
Mrs. Chapoor. Oh, my, Mrs. Chapoor.
2:22:01
Someone stop her. Ready? - Ready!
2:22:39
"In 12 months I'll express my love to you in different ways."
2:22:51
"Now I think I won't be abIe to survive.." "..even for 12 minutes without you."
2:23:08
"I'll write you some poems.." "..on 12th of January."
2:23:14
"I'll send you kohl on 12th of February." "It wiIl save my darling from aIl evil eyes."
2:23:20
"Come into my dreams on 12th of March." "Come to my dreams and drive me crazy."
2:23:25
"On 12th of ApriI.." "..bring some stars for me."
2:23:31
"I wiIl send you warmth in winter."
2:23:54
"I think I wiIl come to your home by 12th of September."
2:24:00
"And on the 12th of October.." "..we wiIl enjoy the sunset together."
2:24:06
"By 12th of November.." "..you would've surrendered your heart."
2:24:12
"We wiIl settle the matter on 12th of October.." "..by putting a stamp on this heart."
2:24:17
"There wiIl be no cars, there will be no mare.." "I wiIl bring the wedding procession by foot."
2:24:35
"Now I think I won't be abIe to survive.." "..even for 12 minutes without you."
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